Thirty-five

I haven't quite determined what thirty-five should look like.

Should I have bags under my eyes? I think I see them. Should I have an annual check up and make sure everything is working right? I feel a bit creaky. Should I start worrying about having enough money in my pension? Ouch. Maybe a bucket list would be appropriate (nothing like making sure you get to everything, right?)

There's something funny in my horoscope that says it's my turn to be forceful, aggressive, and determined. Hmmmm...Maybe I should conquer the world. Do you think it will let me conquer it (as I say in a passive voice)?

Ah, life as I know it...